Can’t sleep..wish my cuddle buddy was here

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via nataliemeansnice)

i think when I get married my wife will either be a plus size white woman or a spanish woman..either way she will be plus sized for sure! WOOT! 

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

(via blasianxbri)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via theplumpprincess)

That moment when your show on Netflix gets real as fuck and you can’t sleep even though you know you need to get up early tomorrow…  

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